No, I didn't magically disappear or fall off the face of the Earth.
We headed over the rivers and through the many woods to Nana's house for Christmas and what awaited us was NO INTERNET.
I thought I would have some access through dial up on my mom's computer, but the first day we were there, her computer crashed.
After a couple days we got desperate enough that we headed to the local library (a mere 20 minutes away) to at least check the mounting emails and such. What we found there was a 30 minute time limit.
Needless to say, we pretty much just decided to have an unplugged Christmas and enjoy the relaxation.
And boy do I have some stories, so stay tuned.