Dear Stomach Bug,
I do not appreciate the way you have intruded into our lives this week. I had plans and you have ruined them. I have a long list of things that need to be accomplished and my pen sits by the list idle and yearning for a marking opportunity.
We have already gone through this once this winter. Why did you have to come back for a second visit?
By far the worst thing about your timing is that today is my baby's birthday and she is sick. How could you do that to my love bug?
I had plans to write a beautiful post for Mia and include a photo recap of the past year, but I have been too busy cleaning up vomit, washing, disinfecting and praying that I am spared. You will not ruin my plan, only delay it.
I demand that you leave my home and not return. You are not welcome here and after your seriously rude behavior I hope you leave feeling remorseful.
With anticipation of a germ free home,